📀 My usual day off

Posted on: January 10, 2026

Alright, listen up. Dis mornin', me mum gave me some money and I went to the shop and got some mushrooms and milk. I made me own breakfast! It's called milk noodles. I put the mushrooms in it an' everyfin. Was well good. Then I had a big cup of hot chocolate. After, I went on me dad's old computer. I'm makin' my own webpage on Neocities, for me blog. It's a bit tricky, innit. But I'm makin' it all colourful and old-fashioned, like proper old computer games. It's sound. When I'm done, I'm gonna save it all on the computer proper so I don't lose it. I was doin' that and then I looked up and—it was snowin'! Proper snow! I ran to the window to watch. I love snow, it's all soft and quiet. But it din't last long. Stopped after a bit. So I finished me page and put a link to it. Then I got ready to go out with Milka, me dog. I put on me best Aston Villa tee, then me bluey-grey hoodie from Tesco. Then me big puffy blue coat wiv the shiny strips, me grey cargo pants, and me big welly boots. I picked up Milka—she's little and cream-coloured—and we went out. But it was rubbish! All the snow was gone! Just wet puddles every where. Was still nice and fresh out, though. Me and Milka went for a walk round the block, but there was no one about. None of the other dog people, not even them girls we saw yesterday. Was just us. Had the whole place to ourselves, we did. Then we got home and me tummy was makin' like a tiger, roarin' and that. Me nan had made a BALTI. It was in a wobbly metal bowl, all steamy and smellin' AMAZIN'. There was loads of chicken and peppers in it, and the sauce... oh, the sauce! It was a bit spicy and garlicky, the best fing ever! I used a big bit of fluffy naan bread to scoop it all up. Got a bit on me chin, but it's alright. Then I had a cuppa tea with me nan. Two sugars, innit. It was proper lovely and warm. Now I'm full up and Milka's asleep on me feet. She's dreamin' about them pigeons, I bet. Gonna watch youtube now. Tarra a bit!

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